"Those that don't attend ['PorterFest] will likely suffer from Bogus Activities Disrupting TAG Caving Blowouts (B.A.D.T.C.B.) that can lead to a boring time and waste of a great weekend." - Dr. Beaner
Which is the Best-armed Grotto?
What? You thought you belonged to the best armed grotto? If you're not a 'Porter, you don't! So your web site displays a slideshow of photos of your members posing with your funky flintlocks, your maniacal machineguns and ostentatious ordnance, your puerile poppers and peashooters. That's nothing. Southport wins hands down.
And it only takes one picture to prove it. Look here, and be humbled.